A Few Days in Koh Samet

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Thailand - Ao Karang (Koh Samet)

A Few Days in Koh Samet

So with a friend visited me recently and wanting to visit an island with ‘least hassle of travel’ from Bangkok. We decided on the weekend short stay island retreat favored by Bangkokians : Koh Samet.

I am aware there are other cheaper ways to get there but to observe in my friends request we took a taxi from basically close to Sofitel on Sukhumvit road. This after some negotiation with the diver came to 2000 baht. The taxi agreed so long we paid the road toll fees (less than 150 baht). Others wanted 2500 but he had a SUV so was more comfortable.  We left about 2pm thinking it would only take 1-2 hours not 2.5-3 which it did, but this is the main road to Pattaya, so did have quite heavy traffic.

As we drove we figured we needed to get to Bai Phe port by 5pm for the last ferry. So the long drive was uneventful until we did a rest stop somewhere enroute the road to Pattaya that had the biggest amount of shops & restaurants, I’ve ever seen at any rest stop.

Thailand - Drive Rest Stop (Pattaya)

It basically had housing and a market with all kinds of foods including fast food options. It was after this that the ever so quiet taxi driver perked up. We joked maybe he took something or just drank x2 super strong Thai redbulls, but the very mention of Ladyboys he launched into this crazed state of laughter doing ladyboy impressions and noise examples – it was incredibly entertaining and the very word ‘ladyboy’ would spark him off again, he was quite funny.

We finally arrived at Ban Phe port & he picked up this large lady, ‘look my fat friend’ hs says laughing. As predicted this lady was a planned interaction to take us to her speedboat desk in which she offers direct speed boat to the hotel on Hat Sai Kaew beach. It cost 600 each both ways, you share with others and the journey is half the time of the ferry. However the ferry only costs 50 baht but at the same time it doesn’t drop you off outside your hotel. At the same token, the island we later found out is so small that one end from port to other probably takes 15 minutes.




Ferry Vs The Speedboat

Thailand - Ferrry Crossing (Koh Samet)

Thailand - Speedboat Crossing (Koh Samet)

It was quite funny speeding past in the ferry where the speed boats really does go up/down quite hard against the waves yet no life jackets are given. The ferry plods along slow and smooth & you see everyone wearing life vests. However there was an impressive sunset as we travelled across the 25 minute journey to the island.

Thailand - Sunset Crossing to Koh Samet (Koh Samet)

We finally arrive at the Hat Sai Kaew Beach and the speed boat drops you about 5 metres from the beach edge – so expect to walk in sea a little bit. Though staff at the hotel will meet & greet you taking your bags to reception. There were some issues with hotel but basically if your wanting twin beds don’t book the Thai traditional cottages. The bellboys made us laugh as we got to our room he took us to the balcony and pointed to some building and said ‘girls in this bar’ we kinda of laughed but same time I felt embarrassed that obviously we looked the characters that would be interested in the seediness to make him say this.

Anyway the hotel had banging house music playing in this late afternoon and we watched some really impressive fire shows even from a 10 year old doing the hoop hoop with a ring of fire. It was impressive.

Thailand - Friendly Bar Fire Show (Koh Samet)

After having a beer at the hotel we continued to explore the night life. Hat Sai Kaew is the main beach for night life, though in comparison to other islands its more of watered down (just like the cook tails) chill beach as less than a handful of bars existed.

It has some good and bad points- the sand is lovely & powdery, it’s fairly clean. The sea on the other hand is full of boats though there is a dedicated swimming area. The sea was hot cloudy & the odd piece of plastic floats up to you. There is no real swimming just jumping the waves. Jet Ski’s, Para Gliding and boats are all in this beach – which is probably why the sea itself didn’t feel that clean.

The general Island vibe felt much more for Thai’s & Chinese groups, we white farangs were at such a minority with the occasional Russian couple that it was quite interesting. Not judging but it was obvious it’s not a farang island. Some of the general interaction and lack of effort with service reflected this. It had an air of Thai snobbery and in my opinion out of 6 islands I have visited in Thailand- it was the coldest or at least Thai’s working there were not that warm and hospitable.

Our hotel bar was probably appeared to be the best night spot as it had lots of seating, plenty of bean bags, seating on layered levels that face the sea. It’s a whole neon experience at night. The only issue the live DJ music, likely directed to the young Thai crowd. Terrible EDM David Guetta dribble or hip hop so badly mixed that the DJ just flips the fader without any skill. It was ok for a few drinks but the music gets annoying very quickly.

We ventured down the beach to explore further, we found basically Chinese/Thai restaurants that didn’t look too appetizing or inviting to the none part of these groups. Though seats were taken there wasn’t the usual vibe of staff outside pushing you to try their food.  We did though found a cool bar called ‘friendly bar’ it had those floor Thai pillow triangles & was very chilled out with a tiki hut bar. They also had a fire show.

Thailand - Friendly Bar Fire Show Instruction (Koh Samet)

Photo by Ieva Jokuzyte

This was the only bar where we actually chatted to people, we met a group of Lithuanians, an Irish man & really cool Thai bar tenders. Though when we saw lights further down the coast asking what kind of bars are there, the bar tender response ‘you don’t go there it’s only gay bars’. By no means are we homophobic but we took it that he didn’t want to leave his bars.

Thailand - Friendly Bar Tender (Koh Samet)

Photo by Ieva Jokuzyte

Thailand - Friendly Bar (Koh Samet)

Photo by Ieva Jokuzyte

The next day I woke up early and observed the very chilled out Sunrise where monks were walking down the beach.

Thailand - Hat Sai Kaew Sunrise (Koh Samet)

This was the nicest point the beach got, very relaxing and no boats in sight.

Thailand - Hat Sai Kaew Sunrise by Sea (Koh Samet)

That day we sunbathed, the sun and sea are so hot that back to the room for AC refreshment is much needed every hour or so. There were lots of traditional beach chairs.

Thailand - Hat Sai Kaew Beach Day (Koh Samet)

Thailand - Hat Sai Kaew Beach Chairs (Koh Samet)

This evening we actually noticed a street as my friend had to go to pharmacy it’s quite a small street with two 7/11 directly facing each other, massage places and restaurants. Occasional shops but not much else. This is where we noticed that people can hire mopeds (350 baht full day) or golf carts (1000 baht full day- with some strong negotiation). We decided there and then to explore and get a golf cart.

We also realized after a bit of a bar crawl that we had arrived at the so called girl bar, the bellboy had pointed out- since this was 50 metres from hotel not on beach side.

Thailand - Girl Bar (Koh Samet)

What a weird place, the pool table is what attracted us to it. The place has a moody bar tender that looked exactly like Mr. Miyagi (from the movie Karate Kid)) but the beers are cheap. There was a closed room that we were both initially afraid to go in. So we remained outside, Thai girls just linger about but speak no English. Its cheap but its got a weird vibe. Eventually I ventured into the room and it was just tables of guys and girls with only thing seedy were the whole room was lit up in UV lights but no seedy undressed or anything like that.

My friend returned to this bar the next night while I had an early evening kip and he said, he eventually was brave enough to venture into this room, he said karaoke was being played but in the most weirdest description. He said the people weren’t actually singing but miming to the only song karaoke songs that were being song. Very strange.




Our next day was golf cart today we had no real idea about this island, it didn’t look big but we were determined to do one end to the other. Though we were worried these battery charged carts would last.

Thailand - Golf Cart Driving (Koh Samet)

Well the drive was interesting up and down hill with signage % declines showing up or down so at least we knew what to expect.  The golf cart almost near stops with our weight on the uphill yet uncontrollable on the downhills, with the steering being  hardest thing I’ve ever experienced. Coming down hills with foot on brake was pretty scary as the cart just swerves about- clearly the bearings if they have them couldn’t handle the speeds down with two full size blokes in it.

So we ended up at the end of the island at a place called Ao Karang it had some pathway through foliage saying ‘view sight’ .We came across some people leaving, we asked what’s down there and the British guy’s response was basically ‘it’s just a few rocks mate’.

Thailand - Ao Karang (Koh Samet)

Photo by Ieva Jokuzyte

Thailand - Ao Karang Above (Koh Samet)

So then we decided we needed a beach so we looked on Google Maps to the nearest beach  and came across a resort called Paradee Resort. It looked rather fancy and we could feel it had a vibe not open to non guests, so as a blagger goes we said we were meeting a guest here for lunch. Security escorted us to reception whom then got escorted to restaurant, told if I want to walk anyway else to let the staff know.

I decided to go and check out the beach Ao Pakarang & Ao Kiew Nanok walking past a nice pool with a huge sign saying guests only (we were told we couldn’t eat at beach despite tables set up & pool bar). I checked out the beach and the waiter had clearly come to tell the lifeguards that I wasn’t a guest so I quickly returned to the bar. It looked like a nice place but very Thai snobbery. We decided against lunch, had a beer and continued our drive to the next beach place. It was probably the nicest beach on the island and if you’re a Paradee resort guest it’s all yours.

Thailand - Paradee Resort Beach (Koh Samet)

Thailand - Ao Pakarang Beach (Koh Samet)

We continued down to find Samed Villa Resort and decided to check out that beach: Ao Wai. It had one or two resort with a chargeable pool option (300 baht) but it was nicest beach we saw on the island that you could access. It had like nice trees (not palm) leading over at the edge of the beach so you could get some shelter. Lunch was pretty good and staff were really polite – this seemed like the chilled secluded beach for couples and people wanting to mediate etc. as only one boats and cleaner sea – though still cloudy.

Thailand - Ao Wai Beach (Koh Samet)

Photo by Ieva Jokuzyte

Thailand - Ao Wai Beach 2 (Koh Samet)

Photo by Ieva Jokuzyte

We decided to continue on after some time lazing about and swimming in the sea.

The next place was called Ao Wong Duean , it attracted us to it due to a big foam party sign on the main road so we followed it down a lane to see if anything exciting was happening. I have to say the golf cart despite its simple looks can handle off road deep sandy condition driving quite well.

Thailand - Ao Wong Duean (Koh Samet)

This beach was bigger with multiple resorts, curved but again many boats. There are a few bars and resorts and we stayed for a drink. This seems like the beach was more chilled than ours, but probably more boring as well. The resorts certainly looked better.

Again we left and we drove past the so called ‘gay bars’ which weren’t so and one bar in particular between the two beach’s (ours next along)  had a neon paint wannabe full moon party vibe to it. We later went here and it was the only place with energy watching all the young backpackers drench themselves in neon paint so they could dance to crap EDM music under a blue neon light. As my friend said it was lively but the music was painful, Steve Aoki type stuff (sorry for those that like it but I prefer more underground stuff like Sasha).

Thailand - Neon EDM Bar (Koh Samet)

Back to the golf cart, we had to return but there was two more places to visit- my friend was adamant there was enough battery power but I wanted to risk so we drove to the only beach on the sunset side, a beach called Ao Phrao. Here there is security as it seems this is the place the top rate premium resorts.

You can’t enter with any vehicle unless it’s the resorts one. There was some parking for motorbike but the security guard had discrimination against the golf cart, we didn’t really understand why but he wanted us to park it right up the hill close to the dangerous road edge. There is a cliff with a view point above that showed a nice sunset shot.

Anyway this beach was nice , it was an opening between two large hills one of which we took a photo from & was very nice.




The resorts looked nice and we sat and brought the beers we had from our minibar. Unfortunately due to the evasive golf cart hirer we had to bring it back by 6, so our time there was short.

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Our last stop was the wharf, which is only 500 meters from our beach Hat Sai Kaew. I was told magnets would be there as I needed a Koh Smaet one, alas no luck. But I did find an awesome shop on the walkway from the town to Hat Sai Kaew Beach.

Thailand - Wharf Pier (Koh Samet)

Upon returning that was it we had seen the whole of Koh Samet. I decided to chill at the beach & had a watered down Mojito and watched the sun set on my beach which was ok. It had a nice vibe.

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In my opinion, it’s ok but resorts are more expensive than Koh chang. The island is definitely aimed at the Thai market and overall we found a slight attitude from Thais to us, perhaps they thought we were perverts from Pattaya having a break (well I thought anyway). The place though is pretty dull there is not much to do and though the beaches are nice I don’t think I would take say future guests staying in Bangkok with me there. To put it simple it’s boring the sea is not that clean the night life is annoying EDM music, why can’t they have reggae or chill out. There are simple no excursions to do either unless you return to the mainland (or hire a gold cart). We also thought it was expensive place to visit, drinks are a rip off and I would advise if your visiting to not order cocktails as they are most definitely watered down. However, for a few days of sun out of the big bad city of Bangkok it was relaxing. Our taxi driver back wasn’t as exciting but he did have a dvd pull down TV, just shame we didn’t have any DVD’s to watch.

1 Comment

  • Emma

    Love the new blog Scott. I’m feeling inspired. Can’t wait for the next one. Em X 😊

    26th July 2016 at 19:25
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